captains These r the 2 BEST captains to ever exist for real.
Perfect human
the MAGICIAN Hes magic enough said
Realli funny guy with good accent
others Homer! Swenglish Fer sure Retiring ? Bert Badass Doesn’t like sharing pingpong tables Mule He’s just mule I love him Helmer Ladies man Injured alot
GOALIES JIMMEH
He has a cute son Mr brickwall JONAS Tbh idk anything about him Except hes swedish.
NEW CAPTAIN Perfect hair Perfect beard
Others cont… Pat We miss him playing ? Hi beautiful cemmer ABBY! (I know a few are missing don’t judge)
KRONWALL He hits guys really hard Also known as kronwalling
boom
Misc info we are NOT old 11 time stanley cup winners (HA) Original six team We r the best (sorry not sorry)
