Hotel transylvania A guide to this movie that is super underappreciated
He’s cool What is it It’s a movie about monsters and they go to this hotel so they don’t die from us and it’s run by dracula and it’s pretty cool wow Not lies
Dracula
he’s the dad and he runs the hotel but he’s not evil he’s rly a huge fucking dork like you don’t understand so much dorky he and johnny are bros he’s really dramatic and cheesy but u love him for it A++ would recommend for bro/dad
Mavis draculas daughter basically she is the whole point of the plotline suPER CUUTEE SHE’S RLY ADORABLE calls it haweewee she does a bat thing because she’s a vampire likes johnny she wants to see the world but she doesn’t want to die u feel her <--- that’s her
johnathan (johnny) YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE DORK OMG SO CUUTEEE he listens to gangam style (we all make sacrifices for adorableness) he’s a backpacker he goes placer for FUN he finds the hotel on accident Dracuthan BROTP they are so bros broooossss but he’s actually really cool ginger aww ew
there’s other monsters too Like really good character interpretations WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE ALREADY
Bad parts in the middle so you forget They have like one rly bad musical number at the end also johnny likes gangam style butthatsokay so cute tho he’s the cooliest flameo hotman flame e o
LITERALLY THE MOST UNDERAPPRECIATED CHARACTER OF ALL TIME The invisible man my spirit animal I connect deeply with this character the grREATEST
SHIPPING TIME
Ships that I am aware of . . jonavis . . . . The fandom is too small we need to be embraced like a strange hobo man in the street speaking another language and grow into the majestic trees we are . . I stayed up so late I am literally watching the sun rise I don’t think you understand
JONAVIS So cute omg sorry if u don’t ship it u are probably alone that’s ok u can sit with invisible man the only one w/o a love interest im not kidding
fanart The fandom is like two guys sitting on a rock but there’s some cut e fanart and it’s pretty much all jonavis so again sorry non jonavis shippers if u are upset make more fanart 2 3 4
summary Its good so please watch it it’s rly rly rly cheesy but that’s okay buried in the cheese is the beautiful mold of loving fictional people good yes do it it’s online everywhere for free u cant say no to the pouty bat it’s a rule srry watch it
Fanart credit Yo im really sorry if I fucked any of this up but I think I got all the sources right except the johnny one so I just put the url I found the picture on 1. (of mavis) http://utadasam72.tumblr.com/ 2. (johhny boi) http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/hotel-transylvania/images/32570081/title/johnney-fanart 3.(johnny and mavis soocuteomg) http://xxmemoriezxx.deviantart.com/art/A-Day-in-Hawaii-Jonavis-332873646 4. (Johnny an dmaviscute I am so so sorry if u don’t ship it) http://xxmemoriezxx.deviantart.com/art/Jonavis-Kiss-Hotel-Transylvania-333360307
