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Ecuador

Published Jun 17, 2013 in Education
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Ecuador
by tumblr user: viva-la-doitsu
Ok time to teach sum bitches
We cool too
Sit back son and enjoy the ride
FRIENDLY REMINDER WE DON’T LIVE IN TREES

Basic shit
Location: South America
Main language: Spanish
Capital: Quito

This our flag
Red because of the blood
Blue because of the ocean
Yellow bcuz we hav gold
WE DON’T LIVE IN TREES
I HAVE A NORMAL HOUSE WE DON’T LIVE IN TREES

Our map
Mi casa
east
The highlands: home of alpacas
Coast: coolest place to go
galapagos

Other shit
Our motherfucking anthem
SECOND BEST ANTHEM OF THE WORLD
AND IF IT WASN’T FOR THOSE GRAMATICAL ERRORS IT WOULD’VE BEEN FIRST
U HEAR ME
WE ROCK
OUR MUSIC SUCKS BUT OUR ANTHEM IS GREAT
Climate
We’re so awesome yo north american’s winter is our summer and your summer is our winter
WINTER = the season we’re in right now, we don’t get snow and it’s not that cold
SUMMER = CRICKETS AND RAIN AND HEAT DON’T COME IN THIS SEASON
Salve oh patria mil veces oh patria
Gloria a ti

History
We were colonized by the spanish :/
Then we had a battle that lasted for like 2 hours it’s not even funny
In World War II we joined the allies
We lost democracy but now we’re a democracy again it ok
Currently we have cash trouble
But we have biodiversity so even if you don’t have $ you can birdwatch
We lost a battle against Perú and I’m still kinda sore about it because we used to be so big
MAGESTIC
CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKER

Ppl here
U have ur normal guys and your weird guys
Like u have me, a normal blogger
Then u have the people we call ‘serranos’ (from the highlands) and they call us ‘costeños’ (from the coast)
Idk much about guys from the east, plenty of tribes there
People from Galápagos are cool too
We can be assholes but some of us are nice
Hmm let me draw u a pie chart

Pie chart

Why u shuld visit us
COOL ANIMALS

Cool places such as:
Cotopaxi
Las peñas

U have been educated

Don’t forget to buy on our gift shops go home with a cool bird


Adios motherfucker
Have a cool day