THE WALKING DEAD
And why it’s the best damn thing I’ve ever seen.

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THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT.
First off, I know you might be shaking your head as you read this. “All zombie shows/flicks are over-rated/dull/repetitive.”


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In fact, when I saw the trailer for it about 2 years ago, I figured it was another stupid zombie thing that would die out like the others would.
So this October, I decided I’d watch some of the show. For shits and giggles. (Which took a lot of courage on my part, being a complete pussy when it came to zombies.)
MIND=BLOWN. The settings, the characters, the fucking ambiance- it was like Lord of the Flies if the flies were zombies.
Plus Daryl.
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Can I get an UNF.

I won’t talk too much about the plot, because it’s intricate and beautiful and awesome and fuck it I’ll just give you the basics.
Rick Grimes is a police officer in Alabama when he is shot trying to apprehend a criminal and put into a coma. He wakes up months later to a FUCKING HOSPITAL FULL OF ZOMBEHS?1?!? OMG.
He escapes and heads to a camp where his wife and kid are. That’s where the story really begins.
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UNF. AGAIN.

FUCKING CHARACTERS OMG
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RICK FUCKING GRIMES
Chief of Police
Crazy as fuck
“Officer Friendly”
The Leader
A bit psychotic as of 3rd Season
Best Character
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LORI GRIMES
Rick’s Wife
Stupid Bitch
Really
Really
REALLY
Sleeps with another dude
Acts like it never happened
Stupid.
Ho.
“HAVE U SEEN CARL?1!/!?”
Mom of the Year
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CARL GRIMES
He acts like a stupid bitch.
That is, until the third season where he miraculously grows a pair and tells his mom how fucking useless she is.
Still loves her though.
Should stay in the house.
SHOULD STAY IN THE FUCKING HOUSE.
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GLENN RHEE
Glenn Rhee. Just Glenn fucking Rhee in general. What a fucking amazing character.
Risks his life repeatedly for the group.
Plays Portal.
Gets a smokin fine piece of ass in the apocalypse
I mean really how many of the cast can say their characters have banged fucking Maggie Greene.
Andrea’s a different story.
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ANDREA
What a slut.
She sleeps with Shane and the frigging Governor.
The only person she hasn’t slept with is the person I ship her with. GDI.
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MICHONNE
She is the god damn black ninja of the zombie apocalypse.
She is so lesbian for Andrea it almost freaking hurts.
But she is strong and independent and black.
Took The Governor’s eye out.
Carted 2 zombies around on chains so their smell would disguise her when she moved throughout places with other zombies.
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That’s it for this slideshow. All the characters are great, and I barely scraped their characters in this one. Now, I leave you with the most renowned character of them all, the one that everyone loves.
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DARYL. FUCKING. DIXON.
Basically Chuck Fucking Norris if he was actually awesome.
Uses a crossbow
Develops more than most of the other characters.
Fucking EYE CANDY MMMMM.
He’s funny, he was kinda racist, and he’s mean as fucking nails.
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THE END.
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