The Grade-A PresentationBy the one-and-only: Braden CravenGuest starring: Parallax Theme

Humble BeginningsAwful trends and awful people, what’s not to love?

Freshman Year a.k.a. Garbage YearWho needs scripts when you have moxie?I mean what do dogs even do? Come on.

Sophomore Year a.k.a. Nothing Clever“Two straight ‘F’s..”Guess which route I chose!

Junior Year: Counts for something, right?

Senior Year: Closing TiiiiimeThe jokes practically write themselves, but unfortunately my research paper didn’t.