a powerpoint about denmark
by jamesfreakingprongs
with help from discountdemonarmy

our country looks like this
It looks like a man

that is
our flag
we call it ’dannebrog’. It’s the oldest flag in the world, and it apparently fell down from the sky, idk.

things we’re know for:
look how happy they are
that’s right bitches. LEGO so, don’t mess with a dane, we’ll most likely just make you step on lego
that’s h.c. andersen. he wrote a lot of fairytales

VIKINGS
england used to be scared of us, cause we were some badass motherfucking vikings
personally, i think we should become vikings again
could be fun

Nordic mythology
we kinda invented thor, loki and the rest of those guys
we should get some more credit for that
the picture is of loki from a christmas show
if it wasn’t for us, none of you
guys would love Hiddleston for
being loki. think about that.

we ruled over these bitches(sweden, norway, faroe islands, iceland, greenlandas well as southern finland) from 1397 to 1524. or something like that

Famous danes
vggo mortensen – 50% dane.
same goes for scarlett.
nikolaj coster-waldau is dane
we also got niels bohr,
mads mikkelsen,
lars von trier,
and some you most likely don’t know

’fun’ facts:
we have aqua (not that is something to be proud of), but they did make the barbie girl song
pigs outnumber people 6:1 yet still haven't taken over the country.
all these pigs means we got a hell lot of bacon
we have the oldest monarchy
you have to be 18 to drink, even though you can buy most alcohol from you turn 16, 18 to drive and you can legally have sex from you’ve turned 15
we have rugbrød, which is healthy bread
we get money for studying, after we’ve turned 18
temperatures can vary from OH MY FUCKING GOD I AM MELTING WHAT IS THIS HEAT to HELP ALL PARTICLES HAVE STOPPED MOVING IT IS SO FRIGGIN COLD depending on the time of year
we are apparently the happiest people in the world.
shakespeare gave us a prince called hamlet. yay him.
Here, have a picture of rugbrød ->

this is our royal family – i think they’re weird
that’s our queen and her husband, i don’t really care about them
that’s our crownprince and crownprincesse and all their kids
? that our other prince, his wife. He also had another wife, whom he got two of the boys in the picture with