A Guide to Shippingby tumblr user bbcsherlock don’t ask me how I got this url
Ok, what the diddly doo is shippingShipping is where u pair two hot peeps together and u make them loveAnd we are all happy about it in a place called tumblr right?
*WILD BUZZING SOUND*WRONGWrong wrong Wrong worngWrong Completely and absolutely wrong
Apparently other people degrade and insult other people for their shipsEspecially incestAnd the fics that stars underaged peopleAnd ships with huge age gapsactually with any ship you’re insulted and degraded for it and it’s not nice
Incest shippingThings told to incest shippers:You’re disgusting!!!111!DIE THAT’S GROSSEw u might have a thing with your siblingStop fucking shipping that its gross and its wrongU wanna fuck your sibling lol D:
FUN FACT OF THE DAYDID U KNOPEOPLE HAVE FEELINGS
LOUD GASPINGCHILDREN ARE DYING QUICK
ACTUALLY ON THIS POWERPOINT I WILL TALK ABOUT INCEST SHIPPING YEAH
But actually, why are we shipping incest??????????bc we want toBc we find it funBc we know they love each otherBc its fictionalBc its fictionalBc itS FICTIONALITS FUCKING FICTIONAL
STOP TELLING US WE’RE SICK PEOPLE FOR SHIPPING WEIRD SHIPS WE SHIP IT BECAUSE WE FUCKING WANT TO WE SHIP IT BECAUSE WE LIKE WE FUCKING SHIP IT BECAUSE ITS FUCKING FICTIONAL YOU HEAR ME
STOP TELLING US WE’RE SICK PEOPLEWE ACTUALLY HAVE FEELINGS WOW THAT’S NEWI FUCKING HATE HATE
WE KNOW HOW TO DISTINGUISH FANTASY FROM REALITYAND I THINK THE PEOPLE WHO CONSTANTLY SHAME US, INSULT US, DEGRADE US, TELL US TO DIE FOR FUCKING SHIPPING SOMETHING FICTIONAL CAN’T DISTINGUISH FANTASY FROM REALITY
Actually ignore all the bad things I said about incest shipping haters at that last slideI don’t have anything against you, I don’t want to start a fightI know you’re smart, but the fact that you tell us horrible things for doing something that makes us happy hurt usIt’s like school all over again: hated and bullied for doing something that makes us happy
In conclusionShipping incest and all other weird ships is a-ok bc they’re fictionalIt’s never fucking okay to send hate to other people for doing something differentStop spamming our tags with hateStop the hatePlease
Im gonna repeat myself bc obvsly someone’s gonna try and put ‘idc incest is wrong stop shipping it I still hate it’
AGAINIt’s fictionalWe want to ship itWe want toIT’S FICTIONAL
STOP THE GD HATE
IT’S NOT COOL AND IT ONLY HURTS US
Im sorry for the anger okay im just sick and tired from all the hate we’re receiving you can state your opinion idc just don’t put your rants in the tagsI love all of you okay no more hate
